DID TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so you are lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your knickers in a bunch? Spill the tea. We can't have you swallowing it all up, yeah? Maybe we need to go for a cuppa and you can chat us all about it. No hating here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the tea. You look like you could explode any second.